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Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

File not found. I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.